Being John Malkovich

Being John Malkovich quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 68)

Charlie Sheen
Craig Schwartz
John Malkovich
Lotte Schwartz
Maxine Lund
Multiple Characters

It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!

That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever.

Hot lesbian witches! It's ****ing genius!

You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.

Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.

Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover.

I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see.

Just one question. Who the **** is John Malkovich?

Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

Look away. (looking through Emily's eyes at the end)

You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!