Being John Malkovich quotes

26 total quotes

Charlie Sheen
Craig Schwartz
John Malkovich

Lotte Schwartz
Maxine Lund
Multiple Characters

View Quote You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!

View Quote Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

View Quote Look away. (looking through Emily's eyes at the end)

View Quote You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.

View Quote Lotte: For the first time, everything just felt right.
Craig: It's just a phase. It's the thrill of seeing through somebody else's eyes.

View Quote John M.: The...this...the weird thing is this Maxine likes to call me Lottie.
Charlie Sheen: Ouch! That is hot! Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover...Sounds like my kind of gal! Let me know when you're done with her, yeah?
John M.: What are you talking about, done with her? Tonight really freaked me out!

View Quote John M.: I have been to the dark side and back! I have seen a world that no man should see!
Craig: Really? For most people, it's a rather pleasant experience.

View Quote Dr. Lester: Floris! Get Guinness on the phone!
Floris: Ah, yes sir, Genghis Kahn Capone. Fine.
Dr. Lester: Damn fine woman, Floris. I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.

View Quote Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

View Quote Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you, with total lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?

View Quote Behind the stubble and the too-prominent brow and the male-pattern baldness... I sensed your feminine longing. And it just slew me.

View Quote Just one question. Who the **** is John Malkovich?

View Quote Help! He's locking me in a cage!

View Quote Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.

View Quote I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see.