Being John Malkovich

Being John Malkovich quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 68)

Charlie Sheen
Craig Schwartz
John Malkovich
Lotte Schwartz
Maxine Lund
Multiple Characters


Hot lesbian witches! It's ****ing genius!


I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see.

It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!

Just one question. Who the **** is John Malkovich?

Look away. (looking through Emily's eyes at the end)

Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover.

Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever.

Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.

You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!

You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.