Alma: Are you in love with me?
Mike: Huh?
Alma: Mm-hm.
Mike: Well, how do I know that?
Alma: You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.
Mike: What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?
Alma: You're in love with Jerry.
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