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[holding the Ghost Busters tape] I'll be Bill Murray and you'll be everyone else.

Jerry: [sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song] When you're walkin' down the street...
Jerry: [singing] ... and you see a little ghost...
Jerry: [singing] ... whatcha gonna do about -
Jerry: Ghostbusters?
Mike: What? What is that?
Jerry: That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike: No.
Jerry: I'm pretty sure it is.

Alma: Are you in love with me?
Mike: Huh?
Alma: Mm-hm.
Mike: Well, how do I know that?
Alma: You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.
Mike: What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?
Alma: You're in love with Jerry.

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