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Batman Returns

Batman Returns quotes

43 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Dialogues
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot




View Quote [when an angry crowd throws various things at him] Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!
View Quote [showing up at Max's party] You didn't invite me, so I crashed!
View Quote Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman? [After meeting Batman for the first time]
View Quote Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
View Quote I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier. [after her first transformation into Catwoman]
View Quote I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
View Quote [after Batman hits her] How could you? I'm a woman! [Batman lets his guard down and she attacks] As I was saying, I'm a woman... and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch; now so am I.
View Quote It's always the so-called "normal" guys that let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
View Quote Six... Seven... All good girls go to heaven... [As she is shot for the third and fourth time.]
View Quote (to Catwoman after she says she hasn't eaten all day) Eat floor. (throws her down) High fiber.
View Quote (last words in the film) Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will towards men... and women.
View Quote Ice Princess: The tree lights up and then I push the button. No, no, wait, wait! I press the button and then the tree lights up, I press the button and then the tree lights up...
View Quote [to Max] Actually... this is all just a bad dream. You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the noxious pollutants you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me.
View Quote Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well-respected monster, and I am... to date... not!
View Quote [about his parents] I just want to know... why they did what they felt they had to do... to a child who was born... a little different. A child... who spent his first Christmas - and many since - in a sewer...