Batman Returns

Batman Returns quotes

43 total quotes (ID: 62)

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Dialogues
Other Characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot


[when an angry crowd throws various things at him] Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!


[showing up at Max's party] You didn't invite me, so I crashed!

Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman? [After meeting Batman for the first time]

Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier. [after her first transformation into Catwoman]

I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

[after Batman hits her] How could you? I'm a woman! [Batman lets his guard down and she attacks] As I was saying, I'm a woman... and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch; now so am I.

It's always the so-called "normal" guys that let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.

Six... Seven... All good girls go to heaven... [As she is shot for the third and fourth time.]

(to Catwoman after she says she hasn't eaten all day) Eat floor. (throws her down) High fiber.

(last words in the film) Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will towards men... and women.

Ice Princess: The tree lights up and then I push the button. No, no, wait, wait! I press the button and then the tree lights up, I press the button and then the tree lights up...

[to Max] Actually... this is all just a bad dream. You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the noxious pollutants you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me.

Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well-respected monster, and I am... to date... not!

[about his parents] I just want to know... why they did what they felt they had to do... to a child who was born... a little different. A child... who spent his first Christmas - and many since - in a sewer...