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Batman Forever

Batman Forever quotes

45 total quotes

Alfred Pennyworth
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Dialogues
Dr. Chase Meridian
Harvey Dent/Two-Face
The Riddler / Edward Nygma




View Quote Wait! I have a riddle for you!
View Quote I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
View Quote You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand!
View Quote Rise and shine, my little guinea-pig...
View Quote [to Stickley] This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will.
View Quote [imitating game show host]] Edward Nygma, come on down! You're the next contestant on "Brain Drain"! [[imitating shy game show contestant]] Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside thick skull #1! [[imitating game show host]] What have we got for him, Johnny? (laughs) Stickley! I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? Maybe! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mine pumps with the power of yours! [singing] I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!
View Quote (after throwing his old supervisor out of a window and into the water below) SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (winces) Ooooh! Nice form, but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze. (evil laughter)
View Quote This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box! Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?!
View Quote [to Two-Face] Here's the bargain: you will help me steal Gotham capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town, then I will be Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life-form! And in return, is everyone paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. The mother of all riddles! Who is Batman?
View Quote You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!
View Quote [to Two-Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference: showmanship.
View Quote [to Two-Face when he discovers Batman's true identity] Riddle me this: What kind of a man has bats on the brain?
View Quote [after placing bombs to destroy the Batcave] Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.
View Quote [after blowing up the Batcave] Joy-gasm!
View Quote [when Two-Face blows up the Batboat] You sunk my battleship!