Doug Remer: Your bed is over here.
[indicates a dog bed]
Kenny Scolari: Dude, that is so ****in' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Joe Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Kenny Scolari: Yeah I could.
Doug Remer: No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
Kenny Scolari: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
Joe Cooper: 'Cause you're a piece of shit.
Kenny Scolari: I am not a piece of shit!
Doug Remer: Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Kenny Scolari: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!
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