Joe Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out your zipper
Kenny Scolari: Yeah, I could
Doug Remer: No, dude, you're a little bitch
Kenny Scolari: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys!
Joe Cooper: ...cause you're a piece of shit
Kenny Scolari: I am not a piece of shit!
Doug Remer: Well, yeah, but you're a little bitch
Joe Cooper: Sure are!
Kenny Scolari:
Kenny Scolari: God-damnit man! I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here!
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