Fred Boynton quotes

You are far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S&M is about. There's movies and books about it. But so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are.

My jazz rule is: If you can't dance to it, you don't want to know about it.

"Yankee" and "gringo" are obviously pejorative, but it's the standard dictionary term that's the most insulting of all. "Estadunidense." Dense. D-E-N-S-E. It's the same spelling. Dense: thick, stupid. Every time you hear it. Estadunidense-dense-dense. It's like a direct slap in the face. It's incredible.

They're calling us pigs. That's meant to hurt!

When we were kids I borrowed some things. It was never ever theft! In each case I either told you... or was about to.

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