Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 51)

Austin Powers
Deleted Scenes
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard


Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get your baby. (Licks lips)


[To Mini-Me] Come here! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!

Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin: Mm, I can guess, baby.
Ivana: We play chess.
Austin: I guessed wrong.

Mini-Me, are you hungry? Something to eat? Not even a Hot Pocket? An Eggo?

[Austin chases Dr. Evil who is wearing a space suit with helmet]
[Austin shoots and hits Dr. Evil in his thigh]
Austin: Gotcha!
[Dr.Evil sits up and switches on his speaker unit]
Dr.Evil: Owww! You shot me, you a-hole!
[Dr.Evil switches off his speaker unit]
Austin: And now I'm going to kill you!
[Dr.Evil switches on his speaker unit]
Dr.Evil: But before you do...
[Dr.Evil stands up and in a deep voice]
Dr.Evil: Know this. [pause]
Dr.Evil: Austin. [Heavy, Darth Vader style breathing/voice] I am your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr.Evil: [normal voice] No. Not really. I can't back that up.

Jerry Springer: You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really tryin' to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself and each other.

Oh, is that all the thanks I get for the night of hot sex? I'm dead sexy, you were crap!

Scott: Mom?
Frau: Scott, you are my love child with Dr. Evil.
Scott: I thought I was a test-tube baby.
Frau: Lies. ALL LIES!!!!
(Jerry Springer and the audience are shocked at said shout)

Hey! In Like Flint! That's my favorite movie.

I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star".

The world is mine! The world is mine, ya (bleep)!

Frau: You know I will never love another man.
Dr. Evil: ...Well, yes. That's true.

Mini-Me, stop humping the laser! Honest to God, why don't you and the giant laser get a fricking room, for Christ's sake?

Why make trillions when we can make billions?

We don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mi--no. Leave Mini Mr. Bigglesworth alone.