Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me quotes

52 total quotes (ID: 51)

Austin Powers
Deleted Scenes
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard


Crikey! I've lost my mojo!


Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get your baby. (Licks lips)

Mini-Me, are you hungry? Something to eat? Not even a Hot Pocket? An Eggo?

Oh, is that all the thanks I get for the night of hot sex? I'm dead sexy, you were crap!

Fat Bastard: [Felicity kicks him in the crotch] Ohhh, right in the mummy-daddy button!"
Felicity: That's for calling me crap, ya fatty!
(Fat Bastard screams as he falls to the ground very hard)

Hey! In Like Flint! That's my favorite movie.

Jerry Springer: You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really tryin' to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself and each other.

I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star".

Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin: Mm, I can guess, baby.
Ivana: We play chess.
Austin: I guessed wrong.

We don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mi--no. Leave Mini Mr. Bigglesworth alone.

Scott: Mom?
Frau: Scott, you are my love child with Dr. Evil.
Scott: I thought I was a test-tube baby.
Frau: Lies. ALL LIES!!!!
(Jerry Springer and the audience are shocked at said shout)

General Hawk: Sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
The President: Would you miss it?

[to Scott] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Frau: You know I will never love another man.
Dr. Evil: ...Well, yes. That's true.

The world is mine! The world is mine, ya (bleep)!