Army of Darkness quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

View Quote Now whoa whoa whoa right there spinach chin!

View Quote That's it, go ahead and run! Run home and cry to mama!

View Quote Say hello to the twenty-first century!

View Quote Oh you little bas****! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!

View Quote Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king. [grabs girl close] Hail to the king, baby. [Ash kisses the girl]

View Quote Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're goin' for a ride.

View Quote [after rising out of his tomb] I live again!!!

View Quote I got a bone to pick with you.

View Quote You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!

View Quote [Admiring Sheila] Well aren't you the sweetest little thing?

View Quote Deadite Captain: Welcome back to the land of the livin' ... Now pick up a shovel and get digging!

View Quote Deadite Sheila: I may be bad, but I feel good.

View Quote Old Woman: Into the pit with those bloody-thirsty sons of whores!

View Quote Deadite: Let's get the hell out of here!!!!