It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.

Honestly, Boon, you're twenty-one years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.

Want me to go alone?

Baby, I don't want you to go at all.

It's a fraternity party, I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?

I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.

That's funny. Very funny.