Angry Biker: Hey Broseph! Did you just throw a burrito out the window? Angry Biker: Now this is happenin'! [kicks Baxter over a bridge] Frank Vitchard: Oh, yeah? Well, you're about to be in . . . dead place! Frank Vitchard: I am going to straight-up murder your ass! Frank Vitchard: [after getting his arm chopped by a blade, out of nowhere] Ugh! I did not see that coming! Frank Vitchard: [after getting his other arm ripped off by a bear] Oh, COME ON! It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous! Arturo Mendes: ¿Comó están, Beetches! Spanish language news is here! Today's top story: The sewers run red with Burgundy's blood! Arturo Mendes: ¡Policia! News Announcer: Here's tonight's Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor, Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee. Public TV News Anchor: Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials, no mercy! Tino: They have a saying in my country for people like him [to Veronica Corningstone about Ron Burgundy] The coyote of the desert always likes to eat the heart of the young. Where the blood drips down to the children for breakfast, lunch and dinner... only the ribs will be broken into two... ôôôôä
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