I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [ hesitates ] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [ pause ] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
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