American Pie 2 quotes
49 total quotesJim Levenstein
Multiple Characters
Steve Stifler
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[Finch and Stifler's Mom are having sex in her car]
Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
Finch: Oh, Janine, Janine.
Stifler's Mom: Call me "Stifler's Mom".
Finch: Oh-AH! [We hear him having a violent orgasm, setting off the car alarm] Ah! Stifler's Mo-o-o-o-o-m!!
Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
Finch: Oh, Janine, Janine.
Stifler's Mom: Call me "Stifler's Mom".
Finch: Oh-AH! [We hear him having a violent orgasm, setting off the car alarm] Ah! Stifler's Mo-o-o-o-o-m!!
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Jim's Dad: [to parents of girl they caught in bed with Jim] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.
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Finch: [talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom ] How did you do that magic you did?
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Jim: [Noticing the women's natural attraction to Oz] Amazing.
Stifler: Yes. The force is strong in that one.
Stifler: Yes. The force is strong in that one.
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Michelle: Jim?! holy potatoes!
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Jim's Dad: Hey: keep it real, homies.
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Finch, fist yourself!
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Trucker: Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!
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Stifler: Holy shit dude, I found a dildo! [Stifler runs round the house] Dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone! The people demand rubber dicks!
Jim: What are you doing?
Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts!
[hands Jim the dildo]
Jim: Where did you get this?
Stifler: Finch's ass.
[later]
[trying to return the dildo Stifler found]
Jim: Which room, man? Which room?
Stifler: I can't remember shit, man, I was too excited! I'm in a lesbian stronghold!
Jim: What are you doing?
Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts!
[hands Jim the dildo]
Jim: Where did you get this?
Stifler: Finch's ass.
[later]
[trying to return the dildo Stifler found]
Jim: Which room, man? Which room?
Stifler: I can't remember shit, man, I was too excited! I'm in a lesbian stronghold!
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Michelle: This one time--um, here.
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Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
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Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
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[the two "lesbians" are making the guys play with each other, in exchange for the girls playing with each other. Jim and Stifler give each other a split-second long peck on the lips.]
Jim: That counted!
Stifler: That totally counted!
Danielle: That's the way you kiss your mother.
Stifler: [angry whisper to Finch] Don't you say anything!
[later]
[the girls request handjobs: Jim and Finch doing Stifler]
Stifler: It's okay, it's okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler: I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Jim: Mother of God!
[Stifler runs after them, zipping up his shorts]
Stifler: Come on you pussies, we had 'em!
Finch: I am not touching that!
Jim: Put that thing away Stifler!
Stifler: Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing!
Jim: That counted!
Stifler: That totally counted!
Danielle: That's the way you kiss your mother.
Stifler: [angry whisper to Finch] Don't you say anything!
[later]
[the girls request handjobs: Jim and Finch doing Stifler]
Stifler: It's okay, it's okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler: I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Jim: Mother of God!
[Stifler runs after them, zipping up his shorts]
Stifler: Come on you pussies, we had 'em!
Finch: I am not touching that!
Jim: Put that thing away Stifler!
Stifler: Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing!
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Michelle: Now don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.
[loud thumping/sucking noise]
Jim: Ow, that's cold. What is that?
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?
[loud thumping/sucking noise]
Jim: Ow, that's cold. What is that?
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?
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Sherman: I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Nadia: I am lucky lady?
Sherman: That's right Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
Nadia: I am lucky lady?
Sherman: That's right Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.