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American Pie 2

American Pie 2 quotes

49 total quotes

Jim Levenstein
Multiple Characters
Steve Stifler




View Quote Sherman: I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Nadia: I am lucky lady?
Sherman: That's right Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
View Quote Nadia: **** me, geek!
Sherman: Affirmative!
View Quote [Stifler's brother shows off two girls he picked up]
Stifler: Brilliant. You found lesbians. Good luck trying to break through that force field.
Danielle: Lesbians?
Amber: We never said that.
Stifler: What?
Amber: We never said that.
Stifler: Oh, oh, man. I will do anything, anything to sleep with you chicks, okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it, even! I'll even shave some ass if they need it! Oh, yeah! You heard me! I will kiss everybody here! Dudes, chicks, everybody! Because I am comfortable with my sexuality!
View Quote [Finch and Stifler's Mom are having sex in her car]
Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
Finch: Oh, Janine, Janine.
Stifler's Mom: Call me "Stifler's Mom".
Finch: Oh-AH! [We hear him having a violent orgasm, setting off the car alarm] Ah! Stifler's Mo-o-o-o-o-m!!