American Pie 2 quotes

49 total quotes

Jim Levenstein
Multiple Characters
Steve Stifler

View Quote This is my first time, uh, si-since my first time.

View Quote Kevin: My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.

View Quote Jim's Dad: Hey: keep it real, homies.

View Quote Michelle: Jim?! holy potatoes!

View Quote Michelle: This one time--um, here.

View Quote Finch: [talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom ] How did you do that magic you did?

View Quote Trucker: Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!

View Quote Danielle: [Jim has Amber's dildo while under the bed] Johnny West is missing.

View Quote [Two uniformed police officers are walking up to Stifler's house to break up his party.]
Officer 1: This is the Stifler house, isn't it? You ever see Mrs. Stifler?
Officer 2: Jeez, what a MILF.

View Quote [Two uniformed police officers break up Stifler's house party.]
Officer: Where's Steve Stifler?
[Stifler enters from the balcony incident, wet and looking distraught]
Stifler: I got peed on.

View Quote [Jim's Dad sees Jim looking at pictures of Nadia]
Jim's Dad: Ah, yes, the one that got away.
Jim: Yeah.
Jim's Dad: Yeah. Well, evidently you two made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. Oh, I didn't see it. It, uh, was brought up at a PTA meeting.

View Quote Jim: Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast.
Finch: Rump roast...
Oz: What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia!
Jim: Ah, yes, you would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch and then ditched me after prom.

View Quote Male EMT: [when Stifler jumps onto the ambulance where Jim is being treated] Excuse me, sir, are you a family member?
Stifler: **** no, this is just too good to miss!
Male EMT: Okay sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right?
Stifler: [Giving Jim the thumbs-up as the ambulance drives away] Ha-ha! This summer's turned out to be great!

View Quote Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.

View Quote Kevin: So, how are the twig and giggle-berries this morning?
Jim: Oh, very colorful, my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers.
Stifler: Jim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.