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Airplane!

Airplane! quotes

54 total quotes

Capt. Oveur
Elaine
Johnny
Kramer
McCroskey
Multiple Characters
Rumack
Striker




View Quote Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
View Quote They're coming right at us! (exits control tower via window)
View Quote The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
View Quote I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. (repeated several times, once even after the plane has landed)
View Quote I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
View Quote Loneliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child... Christmas, Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it's like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head? With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, Ted, it's a dumb question, skip that.
View Quote All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
View Quote Airport management, the FAA and the airlines. They're all cheats and liars. All right, lets get outta here.
View Quote Off to the tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
View Quote Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hors d'oeuvre...
View Quote MCrosky : Johnny, what can you make outta this? [hands him a piece of paper]
View Quote Johnny  : This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .
Reporter : What kind of plane is it?
View Quote Johnny  : Oh, it's a big, pretty, white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol.
MCrosky : Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.
View Quote Johnny  : And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.
Towergy : [holding up a newspaper] Captain, look at this!
View Quote MCrosky : Passengers certain to die!
Kramer  : Airline negligent.
Johnny  : There's a sale at Penny's!
MCrosky : Alright, I'll need 3 men up in the tower. You Newbower, you Maceias. . .