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Accepted quotes

54 total quotes

Bartleby Gaines
Ben Lewis
Freaky Guy
Glen
Rory
Sherman Schrader




View Quote [after being inducted into the brotherhood] Yes! Yes! I want it! I want everything you guys have! I want Lilac shirts! I want visors kinda tilted to the side with hair gel coming out of it! [points to Gwynn] I want to have sex with girls that look like this!
View Quote The "Roaring Twenties" is BKE's biggest party of the year and we're recreating the scene from "The Untouchables" where Hoyt, as Bobby De Niro, crushes my skull with a baseball bat.
View Quote [referring to the abandoned asylum] Great, the birthplace of crack.
View Quote That's a G chord..um, I use to play in a Cranberry's tribute band. We disbanded.
View Quote [dressed in a hotdog costume, chasing after a student] Hey, ask me about my wiener!
View Quote [when Hoyt Ambrose comes to talk to him] Let me guess, you want me to sign a petition banning minorities from your yacht club. No?
View Quote You date Monica Morlan? I think about her while I masturbate.
View Quote [looking at the mascot] A sandwich? Oh, you're the SHIT sandwiches!
View Quote I may be a total idiot but that doesn't mean i can't vote democrat