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View Quote [asking his friends to think up of classes they can offer]
Bartleby: Alright, Schrader. What about you?
Schrader: Well, B, I'm glad you asked that, actually, cuz since we're going to prison, I want to learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.

View Quote Oh yeah, I do actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.

View Quote I had it all planned! It was perfect B, perfect! And no it's nothing! Nada! It's a goose egg! (Goes over to a table and drinks a whole glass of wine) College is for pussies!

View Quote [holding a strawberry] What are you!

View Quote An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.

View Quote Want a Glen Wad?

View Quote Sure, in "human" dollars.

View Quote This kitchen is bitchin'.

View Quote Battle Royale!

View Quote We could have a Battle Royale!

View Quote I got fired by making a shrimp slushy. (Was asked why he did that) I was hungry and thristy at the same time.

View Quote I need a rabbi in here to bless these chickens. Tomorrow, we're going kosher.

View Quote Some political crap, I got a 0 on my SAT's!

View Quote Holy balls.

View Quote Oh look, there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pelfann. [yells to Sarah] You broke my heart!