Bartleby : [ seeing Schrader in his hot dog costume ] Oh, no! Schrader : Ask me about my weiner! Ask me about my wiener-r-r-r-r-r! Bartleby : [approaching with Monica] Schrader? Monica : Hey. Schrader : Oh hey, B. And Monica. Bartleby : Why are you wearing that? Schrader : Every brother of my fraternity has worn this suit. President James Garfield wore this suit like a gentleman! Bartleby : Oh yeah, and look what happened to him? He got assassinated by Charles Guiteau. [ Monica and Schrader are silent ] Bartleby : Don't ask me how I know that. [Monica laughs] Schrader : Listen, could you guys ask me about my weiner real quick? Bartleby : Schrader (pause), no. Schrader : Guys, this is important! My fraternity brothers could be watching me right now! Just ask me about my weiner, please! Bartleby : Why are you doing this? Schrader : What do you mean? Bartleby : This, you're humiliating yourself, buddy. Schrader : [angry] You know what, B? Don't mess with me, alright? These are the happiest times of my life right now! I've never been happier, I'm happy! [storms off, starts chasing another student] Hey, ask me about my weiner!

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