50 First Dates quotes

31 total quotes

Henry Roth
Lucy Whitmore
Multiple Characters

View Quote You erased me from your memory because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life... but you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You're the girl of my dreams and apparently, I'm the man of yours.

View Quote Alexa: [After an aborted one-night stand with a woman] I guess I prefer sausage to taco.

View Quote Henry: I don't think that's an option, Lisa.
Linda: Linda.
Henry: I know. I changed your name for your protection.

View Quote [to his children] You kids suck; you're good at everything!

View Quote My shirt size is medium husky.

View Quote Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."

View Quote Can I have one last first kiss?

View Quote [repeated line] There's nothing like a first kiss..

View Quote Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?

View Quote Sorry I'm not better looking.

View Quote Shit on your pants??? - so did I

View Quote [repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!

View Quote Aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams... Hi, I'm Tom!

View Quote Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

View Quote Dr. Keats: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.