50 First Dates

50 First Dates quotes

31 total quotes (ID: 646)

Henry Roth
Lucy Whitmore
Multiple Characters
Old Hawaiian Man
Ten-Second Tom
Ula


You erased me from your memory because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life... but you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You're the girl of my dreams and apparently, I'm the man of yours.


Alexa: [After an aborted one-night stand with a woman] I guess I prefer sausage to taco.

Henry: I don't think that's an option, Lisa.
Linda: Linda.
Henry: I know. I changed your name for your protection.

[to his children] You kids suck; you're good at everything!

My shirt size is medium husky.

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."

Can I have one last first kiss?

[repeated line] There's nothing like a first kiss..

Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?

Sorry I'm not better looking.

Shit on your pants??? - so did I

[repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!

Aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams... Hi, I'm Tom!

Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

Dr. Keats: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.