28 Days quotes
80 total quotesGwen Cummings
Jasper
Lily Cummings
Multiple Characters
Neck Signs
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What are you doing here? It's so good to see you! [Sobs]
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We carry our own bags here, this isn't the Sheraton.
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No fraternization- that's romance and/or sex- between patients. Oh, and we chant here. Don't be put off by it. It's just some people prefer it to the serenity prayer.
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Don't forget tonight's lecture, at 8:30: "How many brain cells did I kill last night?"
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Tonight's lecture: Are you a blackout drunk, or don't you remember?
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Tonight's lecture: "I've worked all 12 steps, can I go home now?"
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Attention all patients. Tonight's lecture is, "What's wrong with celebrating sobriety by getting drunk."
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Don't miss tonight's lecture, "Is God an alcoholic?"
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Daniel: You're about as perceptive as Helen Keller.
Imaginary Gwen to Gwen: You know you're screwed. Mm-hmm.
Roshanda: I don't think you have niceness, you see, I don't feel niceness coming from you.
Daniel: Oh, that would be a great idea. You could spread your negativity even further. You know, if you really tried, you could ruin the experience for the entire patient population!
Dr Griffin: What do you want to bet, that child turns out to have a gambling problem?
Oliver: And I'm a patron of the arts and diseases and cures and stuff. That's what I'm spending my money on. So I like to have a little bit of fun.
Imaginary Gwen to Gwen: You know you're screwed. Mm-hmm.
Roshanda: I don't think you have niceness, you see, I don't feel niceness coming from you.
Daniel: Oh, that would be a great idea. You could spread your negativity even further. You know, if you really tried, you could ruin the experience for the entire patient population!
Dr Griffin: What do you want to bet, that child turns out to have a gambling problem?
Oliver: And I'm a patron of the arts and diseases and cures and stuff. That's what I'm spending my money on. So I like to have a little bit of fun.
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Gwen: Oh my God, what did we do last night?
Jasper: Oh, the usual. Collected money for the poor little homeless children at the church bazaar. I think the vicar must have spiked the kool-aid.
Jasper: Oh, the usual. Collected money for the poor little homeless children at the church bazaar. I think the vicar must have spiked the kool-aid.
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Gwen: That judge totally screwed me!
Jasper: Hey, good morning!
Gwen: This place is horrible. I should have picked that rehab center in the city. People chant.
Jasper: They do what?
Gwen: They chant here. They chant. If they think I'm chanting they've got a whole nother thing coming.
Jasper: Oh, come on, it could be worse. It could be prison.
Gwen: Oh, that's worse?
Jasper: Well, you know, you never hear of anyone being raped with a plunger in rehab.
Gwen: Well, no, you don't hear about it because they cover it up.
Jasper: Hey, good morning!
Gwen: This place is horrible. I should have picked that rehab center in the city. People chant.
Jasper: They do what?
Gwen: They chant here. They chant. If they think I'm chanting they've got a whole nother thing coming.
Jasper: Oh, come on, it could be worse. It could be prison.
Gwen: Oh, that's worse?
Jasper: Well, you know, you never hear of anyone being raped with a plunger in rehab.
Gwen: Well, no, you don't hear about it because they cover it up.
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Betty: All of these things will be returned to you when you check out. Except for the "Vickodin," which will be flushed. Smile!
Gwen: It's Vicoden.
Gwen: It's Vicoden.
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Oliver: I'm thinking booze.
Gerhardt: Cocaine
Roshanda: Painkillers.
Bobbie Jean: This is not a nice game.
Oliver: Well?
Gwen: Well what?
Andrea: What's your drug of choice? Alcohol, Cocaine, Percodan, Heroin, Glue?
Gwen: I have to pick just one?
Gerhardt: Cocaine
Roshanda: Painkillers.
Bobbie Jean: This is not a nice game.
Oliver: Well?
Gwen: Well what?
Andrea: What's your drug of choice? Alcohol, Cocaine, Percodan, Heroin, Glue?
Gwen: I have to pick just one?
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Oliver: I like your coat.
Gwen: Thank you.
Oliver: Is that leather?
Gwen: Yes.
Oliver: Not vinyl?
Gwen: Nope.
Oliver: You believe in killing animals?
Gwen: Yes.
Oliver: For clothing?
Gwen: Absolutely.
Oliver: So do I.
Gwen: Thank you.
Oliver: Is that leather?
Gwen: Yes.
Oliver: Not vinyl?
Gwen: Nope.
Oliver: You believe in killing animals?
Gwen: Yes.
Oliver: For clothing?
Gwen: Absolutely.
Oliver: So do I.
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[Flashback]
Gwen's Mom: You girls are a lot of fun. And that's the most important thing. Cause if you're not having fun, Peanuts...
Young Gwen and Lily together: What's the friggin' point!
Gwen's Mom: You girls are a lot of fun. And that's the most important thing. Cause if you're not having fun, Peanuts...
Young Gwen and Lily together: What's the friggin' point!