Mike Enslin quotes

[After turning on the lights upon entering Room 1408] This is it?

Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place.

It does have the vague air of menace.

It's not that what I'm seeing is not real. It just ain't as real as it seems.

[Speaking into his recorder as he goes out on the ledge, trying to escape the room] If something should happen, if I should slip and fall, I want it known it was an accident. The room did not win.

[Before throwing the ashtray through the window, thereby letting the room explode] On the shiver scale, I give the Dolphin Hotel... Ten skulls.

[Speaking nonchalantly to the ghoulish apparation in the vents as the room burns] Ah, shut up you ugly bastard....

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