10 Things I Hate About You quotes
70 total quotesMichael
Multiple Characters
Patrick Verona
Walter Stratford
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What is it, Asshole Day?
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I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
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Do you even know my name, screwboy?
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Well, now that you've seen "the plan", I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else.
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I dazzled him with my ...wits.
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I need aqua!
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'Cause he was like- such a babe.
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I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
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I want you, I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.
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What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?
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Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
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It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
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Don't say shit like that around me [looks around] people may hear you.
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[talking to Kat] Who knocked up your sister ?
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Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.